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Lau, could it be that Jensen Huang pulls of the playbook of Lou Pai of Enron?

Lou Pai

> Born in China in 1947

> Moves to America at 2yo

> B.S. and M.S. Economics at U. of Maryland

> Joins Enron in 1987 and heads subsidiary of Enron Energy Services in 1997

> Internally called the "invisible Enron CEO"

> Loves going to strip clubs and starts having an affair with a Houston stripper

> Wife finds out and judge forces him to liquidate Enron shares in divorce settlement

> Leaves Enron in 2001 with $280m

> Enron files for bankruptcy few months after he leaves

> Other Enron execs that sold shares before collapse are investigated and some go to jail

> Pai never criminally charged and moves on as Colorado's 2nd largest landowner (and world's luckiest businessman ever)

Transfered to Jensen Huang:

Jensen Huang getting caught with a suspected Chinese spy is not a national security crisis. It's the greatest liquidity event in market history.

He's running the Lou Pai Enron playbook to perfection. How do you dump billions in $NVDA at the absolute peak of the AI bubble without spooking the tape or triggering an SEC/DOJ insider trading? You get a divorce judge to legally force you to liquidate the position.

Zero regulatory blowback. Generational bag secured. 🏆 Undisputed GOAT.

Regulators hate this one simple trick.

Thomas St.Yeng's avatar

every man is susceptible, but rich men most of all.

Be like Sam Walton - drive a beat up truck and don't become an attack surface.

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